Don't fucking waste my time: A Reader's Manifesto

When I was a child I was a good reader

Light the beacons

Fuck you attentional economy

Fuck you you anti-Tolkien attentional war-mongers

Fuck you!

I’m rejoining my book club and I hope you take it for the giant fuck you it’s meant as…

Fuck you!

I will read.

But not your LLM offal and slop.

Fuck you tzars of attentional spillage shamelessly harvesting human flesh and denying your own seed ipads

Fuck you profiters of Onan’s disease.

Fuck you for using the jujitsu of dark anti-universal design against us–consent is on a very slippery slope…

Fuck you I will disconnect

I will re Tolkienise.

Again.

& again.

& again.

I am beyond determined to re-enchant